Have I ever told you all that I hate self checkouts and vending machines?? I swear they are evil.
First Self checkouts. Not only are they taking away much needed jobs but I can't get them to work. We went to the Wal-Mart tonight for a $2 mouse pad. We end up spending $50. We get ready to check out and there isn't any registers open on the side we parked. So Jacob decides we should use the "self checkout". First off I've never been able to use it that it didn't come up with some error that a cashier didn't have to approve. Then you have to wait on the cashier that is on the other side of the store pretending that she doesn't see the big red flashing light above my machine. Once I get all my items scanned successfully it's time to pay. I put money in, it spits the money back out. I stand there and unfold, unwrinkle, turn the bill the other direction and what does it do... spit it back out! It finally takes it after me spending four times as long as it would have if I had just waited in line for a real cashier.
While in line to use the self checkout Jacob and I decide we want something to drink. A 20oz bottle in the store is $1.18. A bottle is only $1.00 outside in the machine and I don't have to pay tax on it. Sounds like a good plan. Right?? No not really! We get outside. I decide I want a can of soda. Guess what the kind I want is out of order. So I walk to the other side of the store. That side is sold out also. URG! Fine I decide I'll pay the extra .25 and get the name brand Dr.Pepper instead of the cheap stuff like I normally get. I put my 2 quarters in, hit the button.. nothing. I hit the return change. Nothing.. Jacob walks up to find me beating on the vending machine that has just ate my money. He had drove to the other side of the store. It finally gives me one quarter back. Ok, I'm frustrated that it ate a quarter but I think ok I'll try again. So I put 2 more quarters in. Nothing. I'm beating on the button and the return change. Finally it spits out .35!! Why .35 I have NO idea. Jacob is laughing at me kicking the pop machine and convinces me to just get a bottle of pop like I had originally wanted. Ok, next machine. I put 4 quarters in. Hit the button. Nothing.. ok so I hit the other Dr.Pepper button because there is two. Suddenly it flashes the words SOLD OUT. Why couldn't it have had a little red button to warn me it was out before I put my money in? Jacob is really laughing at my frustration now, he's had his bottle of soda for some time now! I give up. I push the button and it gives me my money back. I'm out .40 I have no soda and I'm headed to the car. I'll drink Kool-Aid when I get home!