Today Is My Birthday

It's after midnight so it's officially my birthday. I turn 24 today. Jacob gave me my birthday gift at midnight. I think he was trying to make up for forgetting it last year. He bought me a new pink shirt, 2 pair of earrings and a card. The card is so funny.

Here is what the card says...

Front:

So, anyway, I'm standing in line to buy you a freakin' birthday card and the line is like seventeen billion people long 'cause the only thing the dumb teenage boy at the register is thinking about is the dumb teenage girl at the other register, and some dumb lady is turning her purse inside out to come up with "exact change" like she is going to win some kind of "exact change trophy" or something, and some idiot starts up his "This item was marked with the sale price" crap, and I just really hope you like this card...

Inside:
'Cause I stole it.
Happy Birthday.

I LOL reading the entire thing and when I read 'cause I stole it I thought I was going to cry I was laughing so hard. Why is it so funny??? Because except with the stealing part it describes my last trip to Wal-Mart perfectly.

Ok, it's almost 1:00am on my birthday. I really should go to bed, I just got done eating ice cream. Calories don't count on your birthday... ok they really shouldn't count of yours, your husbands, kids, or pretty much anyone else that you may even remotely know. It's really a bummer that I must waste 8 hours of my birthday by sleeping. ;)